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Last month I received a Facebook message from a man twice my age with whom I had not had any contact since we worked together five years ago. I sort of felt like crying. Instead I cast it back into the hellfire of my message requests inbox — but not before taking a screenshot and sharing it with our former mutual colleagues.
What, did you not think people were going to use the iPhone's new Measure app to measure their dicks? The new feature, which debuted with iOS 12 on Monday, allows users to measure items on-screen in real time. This means that it's easier than ever to determine the exact length of your petbut it also means there could be a few changes to how people sext in the future.
I take regular inventory of myself and call myself on my bullshit when necessary. Now some of you may have noticed I turned my messages off on my Facebook fan page. I get it. Men are programmed to be aroused differently.
Skip navigation! You know how it goes. You're chatting with some guy on Tinder, wondering if things will progress to a real date, and then, bamthere it is: a random, disembodied picture of his penis.
I f you have been on the internet anytime in the past 24 hours, chances are you have asked yourself: What is BDE, and do I have it? If you have to ask, the answer is no. The term is loosely defined, but somehow, most people can agree whether a person has it or not.
What is a dick pic? Generally, it is an unsolicited image of a penis sent to someone, usually a woman, to provoke an invitation to sex. But we must remember that there is a fundamental difference in how genitals are treated; the penis is versatile and appropriate for many situations while the vulva is typically associated with either sex or terror.
Dick pics get a bad rap, partly because far too many are sent without either warning or consent. But why should people with breasts and vaginas be the sole holders of the nude torch? If you're a person with a penis and your female-bodied partner has sent you nudesperhaps you should return the favor. However, there are rules.
It is strangely comforting to learn that even the world's richest person, after evaluating all his options, elected to take on a mushrooming personal crisis by employing the same strategy as would anyone else in his position: sitting down at a computer and writing a blog post. The Enquirer recently published lurid text messages between Bezos and his mistress, Lauren Sanchez, after news broke of his divorce. Bezos, understandably peeved, hired an investigator to determine how AMI obtained the text messages and, apparently, to take a look at the outlet's general skeeziness.
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