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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. Some people wear Superman pajamas. In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon.
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