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L ike a fat girl super-sizing her meal, this article was inevitable. As the saying goes, when life hands you a big bag of dicks, make a blog with them. Last year, I wrote a blog about vaginas.

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I've heard every dick slang known to man. Because I went to middle school. Garbage like "skin flute," "womb broom" and "the Bone Ranger" are fucking amateur hour.

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Pizzle is an old English word for penisderived from Low German pesel or Flemish Dutch pezeldiminutive of peesmeaning 'sinew'. It is also known, at least sinceespecially in the combination "bull pizzle", to denote a flogging instrument made from a bull's penis. It derives from the Low German pesel or Flemish pezeloriginally from the Dutch language pees meaning "sinew".

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The less I have to look at it, touch it with anything other than the inside of my vagina, and talk about it in the third fucking person, the better. However, the tables turn when I get the naming power. No, I refuse to address your penis as anything other than what I decide it should be.

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Procreating is serious business in the animal kingdom, and Mother Nature has gone out of her way to cleverly ensure the survival of her many, many denizens. From sex organs with multiple heads to prodigious shafts exceeding an animal's own body length, here are 12 of the weirdest and often scariest animal penises on the planet:. But what makes this soft-bodied marine mollusk particularly different is its ability to grow a new penis within 24 hours.

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Did you know that Inuit people have 50 different words for snow? This list has different names for your junk that makes Womb Broom Any ladies need help cleaning their closet?

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Maybe you want to start calling your penis something else, something with a bit more personality. Or maybe you just want to know some hilarious nicknames to have a good laugh. Naturally, with this much love towards the penis, it only makes sense that it has a couple nicknames as well. You just need to figure out which one you like the best.

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As long as there have been dicks, there have been nicknames for them. Here we have our Moby Dicks, our Johnnies, our Napoleons. In addition to having comical versus serious connotations, the two terms may even evoke size differences.

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From the beginning of time, Man knew immediately that his fruit basket was special. Anatomically, God made the scrotum outside the body, giving them fresh air to breathe and making sure they don't get too hot. This gave men the opportunity to swing their bagpipe around, making funny clapping noises or delicately laying it upon their friends' faces after they black out. God also made sure the nutsack dangled just low enough for idiot skateboarders to wreck themselves trying an idiotic trick.

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